Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
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true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
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This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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