i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
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I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
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i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
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