"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
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A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
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according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
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