so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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