her vagine was all disorganized.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
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she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
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Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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