I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
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my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
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I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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