This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
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I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
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She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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