Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
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She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
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But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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