Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
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She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
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Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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