Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
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Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
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you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Enjoy the penises
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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