Have you finally orgasmed yet?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
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Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
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All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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