i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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