i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
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Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
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Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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