Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
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There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
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Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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