Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
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she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
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It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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