being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
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We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
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Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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