dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
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i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
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We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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