East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
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Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
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Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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