fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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