Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
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they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
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Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
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As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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