so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
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And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
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Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
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