so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
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I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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