Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
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I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
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DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
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