Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
one might say we're banned from that church
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
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She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
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And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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