Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
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You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
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Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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