You surviving the open bar?
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Pants 0. Shit 1.
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
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The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
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I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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