She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
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She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
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Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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