how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
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5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
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Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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