it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
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I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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