She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
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i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
So much Jack, so little girl.
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Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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