Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
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He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
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By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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