I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
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Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
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Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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