Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
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who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
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You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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