he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
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i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
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On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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