The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
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seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
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I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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