Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Your dad touched me again.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
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we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
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we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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