A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
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Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
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I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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