Banned from zoo.
Again?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
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I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
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The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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