All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
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I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
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i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
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