Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
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Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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You just missed an honest to god bukkake
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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