If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
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He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
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BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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