You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
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It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
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FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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