turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
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Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
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He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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