I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
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im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
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so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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