Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
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I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
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Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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