they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Randomize