make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Randomize