Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
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I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
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Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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