It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I am spending my child support on dildos
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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