Got a toothbrush?
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
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BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
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It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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